necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
fuck awesome!!!
(via battroid)
favorite movies: The Incredibles (2004) “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”
(via sarcasmismyweapon)
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*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”
— Joe (@lazy_joe_) May 12, 2013

